Category: submission

I’m dealing with my shit the way I&rsquo…

I’m dealing with my shit the way I’m dealing with my it. Are my methods unhealthy? Yes. Are they effective? No. Am I going to change what I’m doing? No.

People underestimate me because I’m so glamoro…

People underestimate me because I’m so glamorous.  What they don’t understand is that I am a strong woman.  And that strength comes from my values, my courage, and my dogged pursuit of vengeance.

Don’t underestimate the X-Men.  Our team…

Don’t underestimate the X-Men.  Our team motto is ‘maybe we’ll get lucky this time’.

Conversation

Wolverine: “It’s all waffle! Nobody is prepared to admit that wine doesn’t have a taste”
Storm: Of course you can’t taste anything, you smoke eighty bajillion cigars a day. What’s that you’re eating?
Wolverine: It’s some sort of delicious biscuit.
Storm: It’s a coaster!
Wolverine: Are there any more?

Conversation

Beast: Okay, new X-Men, this is just a standard legal release, protecting Xavier’s from lawsuits in the event of the unforeseen.
Kitty: [reading] Death by airlock failure…
Beast: Mm-hm.
Kitty: …death by brain parasite…
Beast: Yeah.
Kitty: …death by sonic diarrhea…
Beast: Oho, you don’t want that.
Kitty: Look, I don’t know about your previous X-Men, but I intend to do as little dying as possible.
Beast: Ohohohohohohoho… Sign the paper.

Conversation

Theme Park Mascot: Hi, I’m Craterface. Welcome to Luna Park. I’m going to have to confiscate your alcohol.
Logan: Better mascots than you have tried.

Conversation

Bobby: I’m gay!
Kitty: I know, Bobby, that’s how you end every phone call.

Alright, listen. You’re my X-men and I love yo…

Alright, listen. You’re my X-men and I love you.  But you’re all terrible at what you do here.  And I feel like I should tell you: I’d fire all of you if I could.

Conversation

Erik: Why do people think bisexuality is confusing? It’s not.
Erik: You know what is confusing? Bi annual. Does it mean every two years or twice a year? No one knows.