Category: submission

Just once, I’d like a memory I don&rsquo…

Just once, I’d like a memory I don’t have to repress.

What I lovely offer but I think not. I have my…

What I lovely offer but I think not. I have my hand’s full with my plan, my other plans and my two terrible children.

Mr. Summers, someone set a fire in your car be…

Mr. Summers, someone set a fire in your car because you took too long and I got bored.

Why do I only date redheads? You know sometime…

Why do I only date redheads? You know sometimes you eat chicken and you get food poisoning and then even the sight of chicken makes you sick? Emma Frost is my blonde chicken.

Conversation

Jubilee: Good morning!
Professor X: For whom?
Jubilee: For you-m!

You smell like vanilla and daddy issues.

You smell like vanilla and daddy issues.

Conversation

Bobby: It’ll be great seeing them all again, it’ll be like being back at school!
Kitty: You hated being at school, you had a terrible time.
Bobby: I never told you about that.
Kitty: You didn’t have to, I just look at your life now and work backwards.

Hope it doesn’t sound arrogant when I sa…

Hope it doesn’t sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world

Bite my shiny metal ass!

Bite my shiny metal ass!

Sometimes I envy you Logan; you’re so un…

Sometimes I envy you Logan; you’re so unburdened with things like intelligence, culture, morality, ambition, good looks. I could go on… Ah! Dignity, I almost forgot to mention dignity.