Kitty: And by the way, Charles Xavier is not your husband, or your soul mate. There’s a Professor X in every timeline.
Magneto: Well, I’m in love with this Charles. We did a bunch of amazing, awesome stuff which almost turned out to be sex, and we were married in a legal ceremony!
Professor X: It was not legal.
Kitty Pryde: And now it’s time to send in our cute little secret weapon.
Nightcrawler: I’m ready. Love the nickname.
Kitty Pryde: No, Kurt, not you. I was talking about my dragon.
Nightcrawler: Oh, right, obviously.
Kitty Pryde: Over the past month, I’ve had him trained to retrieve security cards. And now, boy, it’s time to make mama proud.
Nightcrawler: Yes, ma’am.
Kitty Pryde: I could not have been more clearly talking to the dragon.
Emma Frost: Anything to declare?
Kitty Pryde: I hate you.
– Disappointed, Ms. Frost?
– Astonished, Ms. Pryde.
Pictured: Kurt casually popping out of the ventilation shaft to have a conversation with bff Kitty.