What I like about Cyclops fans is that the vigor with which they jump in to defend his honor is matched only by the joy they take from roasting the ever-loving heck out of him.
That man can barely dress well, but I’ll defend his honor until the end of this Earth!
Cykes can lead anything except his emotions!
He is 95% immune to telepaths!
The other 5% is his dick.
And people say Scott has no diplomatic skills!
But it’s pretty funny that he has actually planned for Hank getting laid in his schedule.
(Astonishing X-Men #27)
Do you think Scott keeps a file to track which X-Men are hooking up with notes about how the pairings might affect team dynamics and other mission-relevant information? Or does he just store it all in his head?
Maybe not a file but a board with magnetic pieces can can just move around.
we should rehumanize cyclops
he is so often dehumanized
call him b his name
noooooo!!!!! our garbage man!
Scott, drunk and depressed: I feel useless. Why am I even here?
Emma, sarcastic: Oh yes, so worthless. We should throw you straight into the garbage bin!
Scott, grabbing her shoulder: Don’t put me in the trash, Ems!
Emma: Well of COURSE no-
Scott: I would just end up bloating a landfill somewhere. You need to throw me in recycling! What point is saving mutantkind if there is no Earth for them to live on?!
Emma: Foolish of me to assume you would be a fun drunk.
Cyclops: Did you and Erik have a fight?
Professor X: Erik had a fight; I was just being perfectly reasonable.
Tag yourself. I’m edgy bastard.
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Cable: Happy early Father’s Day!!!
Cyclops: I’m not a father.
Cable: About that…