Category: professor x

Shhh.  Your quiet support means the world to m…

Shhh.  Your quiet support means the world to me, as does your tacit endorsement of all my behaviors.

Conversation

[Charles is shot and paralyzed on the floor]
Magneto: Are we gonna stand around and just point fingers or are you gonna help me fix this?!
Beast: I was thinking we could point fingers for a few more minutes.

Listen, Erik. You’re going to go through life …

Listen, Erik. You’re going to go through life thinking that people don’t like you because you’re a mutant. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole.

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Logan says the nicest things

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This stealth insult joke turned into Accidental Innuendo in the space of fifteen seconds because I have the maturity of a twelve-year-old.

(Marvel Super Heroes Secret Wars #1,
Bored Asshole at Work #53)

Conversation

Professor X: Hank, we have a serious Code Erik.
Beast: It’s not really a code if you say his name.

Conversation

Magneto: And how exactly will you stop me?
Wolverine: I’ll call Charles.
Magneto: …Goddammit.

Conversation

Professor X: Stop it! Do you want me to never talk to you again?!
Magneto:
Professor X:
Professor X: …What?
Magneto: Hang on, I’m considering.

You are my Dad. You’re my Dad! BOOGIE WOOGIE W…

You are my Dad. You’re my Dad! BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE!

Conversation

Professor X: Our first year as a married couple and we’re still in love.
Magneto: In your face, those who said we couldn’t last a year!
Beast: I stand by my wedding toast!