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Kitty: Remy, you don’t have a bag?
Gambit: I could never deprive the world of the portion of my chest the strap would cover.

Logan has more fights about something that doesn’t matter than a YouTube comments section.

Wolverine: Not much could ruin today.
Cyclops: Hello, Logan.
Wolverine: Oh shit, I forgot saying that summons him.

Professor X: I’m Erik’s emergency contact.
Moira MacTaggert: So you’re here to pick him up?
Professor X: No, I’m here to be removed as his emergency contact.

I was never one to hold grudges. My father held grudges. I’ll always hate him for that.

Cyclops: I know it’s sad, but death is a natural part of life and by the time I finish this sentence, a hundred people will have died in China.
Nightcrawler: Why did you stop talking?! I have to call my pen pal.

What is it about me that makes broken people flock to me?