Category: original: big bang theory

Conversation

Cyclops: Did you and Erik have a fight?
Professor X: Erik had a fight; I was just being perfectly reasonable.

Conversation

Wolverine: Damn, you’re sneaky.
Kitty: Yeah, but I’m small, so it’s adorable.

Conversation

Beast: I think I isolated the algorithm for making friends.
Mystique: Hank, there is no algorithm for making friends.
Havok: No, hear him out. If he’s really on to something, we can open a booth at Comic-Con and make a fortune.

Conversation

Prison Guard: Is he always like this when he loses?
Professor X: Oh, yes. You should have been here for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2008.
Magneto: You bumped the table and you know it!

Conversation

Logan: Damn, you’re sneaky.
Laura: Yeah, but I’m little, so it’s adorable.

Conversation

Mystique: Did you and Charles have a fight?
Magneto: Charles had a fight; I was just being perfectly reasonable.

Conversation

Wolverine: I brought beer.
Cyclops: I don’t want beer.
Wolverine: I didn’t bring you beer. This is my beer.
Cyclops: Then why are you telling me?
Wolverine: It’s a conversation starter.
Cyclops: Well, it’s a lousy conversation starter.
Wolverine: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.

You can’t ruin a friendship with sex. That’s l…

You can’t ruin a friendship with sex. That’s like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.

Conversation

Bobby Drake: Well, I can’t eat like a ten year old all the time.
Kitty Pryde: You’re dating somebody! Who is it?

Conversation

Beast: The thing about tomatoes, I think you will really enjoy this, is that they are shelved with the vegetables but they are technically a fruit.
Havok: Interesting.
Beast: Isn’t it?!
Havok: No, I mean what you find enjoyable.