Category: lol

I miss the days when the X-Men threw children …

I miss the days when the X-Men threw children into the ocean for being mildly annoying. XD

(Uncanny X-Men #150)

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imperiuswrecked:

I have very serious conversations with @myxmentrashblog and I plan to bleed money from tumblr with every Namor post I make.

art by scott kolins

splendidland: X-MEN COMIC gambit nearly loses…

splendidland:

X-MEN COMIC

gambit nearly loses a prized posession

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kansascity-elffriend:

kansascity-elffriend:

Cyclops: I’m at soup.

Havok: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU’RE AT SOUP?

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CEREAL AT THE SOUP STORE???

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smokeyloki:

tytolutrinae:

ironman this, captain america that — why isn’t the media talking about the only male marvel superhero that actually matters? nightcrawler 

I second this.

Time to focus on the stuff that matters.

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cykelops:

lesbianjubilee:

most important scene from claremont xmen is when cyclops notices that wolverine is upset and starts physically fighting him cause he knows it’ll make wolverine feel better (and it does)

scott: Logan’s been quiet for two days so i am on my way to his room to clock him in the jaw

Scott, comforting Ororo: I’m not mad at you for destroying the Danger Room. I know you’re claustrophobic. If you ever want to talk, I’m here.
Ororo: Wow, Scott is becoming more sensitive to his teammates’ feelings. That’s really nice.
Scott, comforting Logan: *throws hot cocoa on him* HEY SHORTY! I HEARD PROTEUS MADE YOU HIS BITCH. YOU WANNA GO?!
Logan: I know we’ve had our problems but that was the nicest thing you’ve ever done and you’re a great leader I respect you rock on you skinny bastard

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sh4tterstar:

sh4tterstar:

anyone around him: shatterstar, no!

shatterstar, already drawing his fucking swords: 

SHATTERSTAR, YES

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I keep finding new favorite parts from this issue

(X-Men Unlimited #1)

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edkn-mark2:

jean: what did they do to you?

scott: your granddaughter shot me in the face

jean: oh so when she shoots you suddenly she’s MY granddaughter,

big-gay-apocalypse:

big-gay-apocalypse:

“I think they’re having a three musketeers moment.”