Category: logan howlett

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imperiuswrecked:

The Unwritten Marvel Law:

There must always be a Wolverine in multiple comics at any given time. 

If you do not have a Wolverine, one will be provided for you. Marvel ensures a large variety of clones, alternate universe, and time displaced Wolverines for you to choose from.

It is preferable to have multiple Wolverines in case one dies.

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biwandamaximoff:

scott: i drink soup when im sad

logan: you literally only drink soup

scott:

kalinara: Apparently I need to read Generation…

kalinara:

Apparently I need to read Generation Hope!  🙂  This amuses me a LOT.

Anyone have an issue number?

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myxmentrashblog:

Scott: *pops head into cave* I can’t believe you put a hole in the yard, Logan!

Logan: *passing beer to Kurt* It’s winter. Hibernation.

Scott: Wolverines don’t hibernate!

Kurt: Night crawlers do.

Scott: I…

Logan: *swills beer*

Scott: I don’t have a response to that.

Kurt: *grins*

Scott: …fine. You’re replacing the grass come spring!

Alternate ending:

Logan: How’d you find us?

Scott: You’re sitting in a 3 foot ditch, in a red flannel shirt, with a blue man, at 2 in the afternoon, after a snowfall, Logan! I saw you from the window!

Kurt: So it’s not a cave yet

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Scott: *pops head into cave* I can’t believe you put a hole in the yard, Logan!

Logan: *passing beer to Kurt* It’s winter. Hibernation.

Scott: Wolverines don’t hibernate!

Kurt: Night crawlers do.

Scott: I…

Logan: *swills beer*

Scott: I don’t have a response to that.

Kurt: *grins*

Scott: …fine. You’re replacing the grass come spring!

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I Demand a Recount

On whatever vote the fandom took to name the Scott x Logan ship “Scogan” , because I just learned that some people use “Slimjim” and it’s clearly superior.

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Scott can be such a petty ass when he’s hurting but damn this is sweet.

(Death of Wolverine: Life After Logan)

It’s like Logan and Kurt are ganging up on som…

It’s like Logan and Kurt are ganging up on someone.

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Half an hour after last call, my brother-in-law and a LARP buddy are drunkenly yelling outside of the bar about whether Wolverine or Cyclops is a better character.

And I swear,

I SWEAR I had nothing to do with it.

HEY GUYS…

imperiuswrecked:

crow821:

ETERNAL SCREAMING