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Cyclops: Anyways, you guys don’t need constant supervision- I’m sorry, what is that?
Laura Kinney: Gabby and I are shawshanking our way to the neighbors.
Cyclops: I’m going to pretend I didn’t see that.

Laura: I need to do this job okay? I need to prove that I can do this job.
Daken: To who?
Laura: To you.
Daken: Laura, I’m your big brother. I’ll never be impressed by you.

Laura: Logan, I feel like I’m going to die.
Logan: We’re all gonna die, Laura.
Laura: I meant soon.
Logan: So did I.

It’s very important that I am both cute and powerful.

Professor X: Special skills of any kind?
Laura: I… look good in black?
Professor X: Excellent!

Laura: Can you speak Spanish?
Nightcrawler: No, I don’t speak Spanish. I took Latin in the monastery; I thought I’d never need Spanish.
Jubilee: I know a few words in Latin.
Nightcrawler: That would be?
Jubilee: exorcisamus te omnis immundus spiritus and christo
Nightcrawler: What about ‘hello’?
Jubilee: What, no, I don’t know how.
Nightcrawler: Of course you’d know how to exorcise a demon but not how to say hello.

Laura: What is one thing the other X-Men are better at than Logan?
Rogue: Video games
Cyclops: Mario Kart
Kitty: Emotional vulnerability

Daken: Born in darkness, living in darkness, such is the fate of the ninja. I am Daken, ninja warrior!
Laura [looking at the bright pink sweater Gabby made for Daken]: But don’t you think that color is a little bright for a ninja?
Daken: I don’t need your fashion report!

Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.