Category: kurt wagner

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Do you think there was a moment for Kurt, after joining the all-new all-different X-Men team in the 70s and meeting the most obnoxious, confrontational, cigar-chomping, ill-tempered twerp that gets on everyone’s nerves with his attitude where he decided:

 “Ja, this one. This one will be my best friend. For life.”

Conversation

Scarlet Witch: Oh, and Kurt had the kind of profound sadness in his eyes that you normally only see in Eastern European gay porn.
Quicksilver: Please stop describing him.

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corhore:

Kurt: dont talk to me or my goth wife or my goth kids ever again

myxmentrashblog:

myxmentrashblog:

”Teleport your butt back down here, now!”

(Marvel Super Heroes Secret Wars #9)

imperiuswrecked:

imperiuswrecked:

Nightcrawler by Craig Hamilton

orionmunroe: OT3

orionmunroe:

OT3

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smokeyloki:

tytolutrinae:

ironman this, captain america that — why isn’t the media talking about the only male marvel superhero that actually matters? nightcrawler 

I second this.

Time to focus on the stuff that matters.

aahzrukhals: 🌴

aahzrukhals:

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francisxie: you: kurts fanbase is so horny kur…

francisxie:

you: kurts fanbase is so horny

kurt wagner himself:

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winekita:

This has got to be my favorite Kurt figure (aside from my giant X2 Kurt, but he’s special to me)

16 moveable areas, three heads, spare sword hand, this Kurt is divine! His tail doesn’t bend or have a joint, but it’s loose and at least can rotate at the base.

Finally, Nightcrawler merch! And it’s amazing!

IT’S ABOUT TIME IT’S BEEN LIKE 15 YEARS