Kitty: And by the way, Charles Xavier is not your husband, or your soul mate. There’s a Professor X in every timeline.
Magneto: Well, I’m in love with this Charles. We did a bunch of amazing, awesome stuff which almost turned out to be sex, and we were married in a legal ceremony!
Professor X: It was not legal.
Kitty Pryde: And now it’s time to send in our cute little secret weapon.
Nightcrawler: I’m ready. Love the nickname.
Kitty Pryde: No, Kurt, not you. I was talking about my dragon.
Nightcrawler: Oh, right, obviously.
Kitty Pryde: Over the past month, I’ve had him trained to retrieve security cards. And now, boy, it’s time to make mama proud.
Nightcrawler: Yes, ma’am.
Kitty Pryde: I could not have been more clearly talking to the dragon.
We check in with Kitty who is still recovering on Muir Island after getting her molecules healed by Mr. Fantastic a while ago. I’m trying to figure out when to work the first few issues of Excalibur into my readathon here. It needs to be after this, obviously, since Kitty isn’t quite in one piece yet, but before Inferno starts since Excalibur gets pulled into that crossover. Regardless, it makes my heart sad to see these bffs fighting.