Category: incorrect quotes



Professor X: Destiny is calling!

Wolverine: I wish destiny would lose our number.

One time Gambit came over here. All he did was…

One time Gambit came over here. All he did was lie seductively on the piano and feed himself grapes. I don’t really like that guy, but I admire his lifestyle.

mutantapologist: i stole this joke from here …


i stole this joke from here so @ op, please dont hire a deep web hitman on my ass for copyright reasons 🙁 

Scott: that’s a fire hazard

Logan: so are half the students’ mutations :/ 



Jean: How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?

Wolverine: One.

Jean: That’s it? One drink?

Wolverine: One shelf.

Jean: Do you exercise?

Wolverine: Yes. Lovemaking and woodworking.

Jean: Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?

Wolverine: I have an uncle who does yoga.

Jean: Allergies?

Wolverine: Cowardice and weak-willed men… and hazelnuts.

Jean: Sexual history?

Wolverine: Epic and private.



“I’m one of you now. Prettier and better and different, but I’m one of you.”

— Emma Frost, upon joining the X-Men



Wolverine: [Wearing the uniform for the first time] I can’t wear this! I look like a tool!

Cyclops: At least now you’re dressed for the part.

Wolverine: Ehhhhh… point.



Charles: Look, I molded Scott into the perfect

X-Men leader.

Logan: No, you fucked up a perfectly innocent child, look at it, he’s got anxiety

I swear Emma said this to Charles in canon.



Kurt: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Logan: I’m not a spoon, I’m a knife!

Scott, from the other room: He’s a little spoon

Macaroni and Poison. It’s like mac and cheese,…

Macaroni and Poison. It’s like mac and cheese, but with a special ingredient.



Rogue: Tell us the truth. There’s been a lot of lying in this family.

Mystique: And a lot of love.

Nightcrawler: More lies.