Category: gambit

thru the ages

thru the ages

Conversation

Gambit: We both look very beautiful tonight.
Rogue: You know, if you’d just said that I looked beautiful, I would have said “so do you”.
Gambit: I couldn’t take that chance.

by J.C. Grande

by J.C. Grande

Conversation

Nightcrawler: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.
Bobby: My favorite is “butt dial” vs “booty call”.
Jean: It’s called connotation.
Gambit: Also, “forgive me father, I have sinned,” vs “sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty”.
Beast: Great news! Language is now cancelled!

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Conversation

Gambit: Ororo, let me ask you something. Rogue told me she loves me, and then I told her I love cake. That’s not bad, is it?
Storm:
Gambit: I don’t know what happened! I just panicked and it popped out!

Taylor Kitsch’s Gambit Deserved Better Than ‘X…

Taylor Kitsch’s Gambit Deserved Better Than ‘X-Men Origins: Wolverine’: undefined

Conversation

Gambit: You like me? You like my personality?
Rogue: I was surprised, too.

Conversation

Jubilee: Remy, what are we going to do?
Gambit: What are you worried about? You’re so small they probably won’t even see you.
Jubilee: Is this really the time to be making short jokes?
Gambit: Jubes, there’s never not a time because just like you, life is short.

Alternative Responses to “I Love You”

Gambit: Who doesn’t
Storm: I know
Cyclops: Thanks
Magneto: A horrible decision, really
Wolverine: Why
Nightcrawler: *laughs nervously*
Mystique: *laughs hysterically*
Bobby: YEET
Rogue: I’m sorry
Quicksilver: *finger guns*
Apocalypse: If only there was someone out there who loved you