Category: erik lehnsherr

Conversation

Quicksilver: Why do you walk so slow?
Magneto: IT’S BECAUSE I’M GAY!

Conversation

Kitty: And by the way, Charles Xavier is not your husband, or your soul mate. There’s a Professor X in every timeline.
Magneto: Well, I’m in love with this Charles. We did a bunch of amazing, awesome stuff which almost turned out to be sex, and we were married in a legal ceremony!
Professor X: It was not legal.

WHAT IF…Magneto had formed the original…

WHAT IF…Magneto had formed the original X-Men?

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Professor X: Erik, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.
Magneto: I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo.

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Professor X: About a year ago, Erik and I slept together.
Beast: And?
Professor X: I thought you’d be more surprised.
Beast: Oh, sorry.
Beast: [in a shocked voice] And?

Before you tell me what I did wrong, you shoul…

Before you tell me what I did wrong, you should first know that I don’t care.

Way to go, Erik. The bar was set pretty low, b…

Way to go, Erik. The bar was set pretty low, but you found a shovel and tunneled underneath it.