Category: erik lehnsherr

You think you can just bully people, but you c…

You think you can just bully people, but you can’t.  It’s not okay.  I’m the bully around here.  Ask anyone.

Shhh.  Your quiet support means the world to m…

Shhh.  Your quiet support means the world to me, as does your tacit endorsement of all my behaviors.

Conversation

[Charles is shot and paralyzed on the floor]
Magneto: Are we gonna stand around and just point fingers or are you gonna help me fix this?!
Beast: I was thinking we could point fingers for a few more minutes.

Listen, Erik. You’re going to go through life …

Listen, Erik. You’re going to go through life thinking that people don’t like you because you’re a mutant. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole.

Conversation

Professor X: Hank, we have a serious Code Erik.
Beast: It’s not really a code if you say his name.

Conversation

Magneto: And how exactly will you stop me?
Wolverine: I’ll call Charles.
Magneto: …Goddammit.

Conversation

Professor X: Stop it! Do you want me to never talk to you again?!
Magneto:
Professor X:
Professor X: …What?
Magneto: Hang on, I’m considering.

I feel like I want to murder someone and also …

I feel like I want to murder someone and also I want soft pretzels.

Age of X

Age of X