Category: apocalypse

APOCALYPSE AND THE X-TRACTS

APOCALYPSE AND THE X-TRACTS

‘To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before’ Has an Exc…

‘To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before’ Has an Excellent ‘X-Men’ Connection: undefined

Conversation

Magneto: The fuck’s an Apocalypse?
Storm: Basically a mutant god.
Magneto: But I’m still here!
Quicksilver: Do you really believe your own hype that much?
Magneto: I AM THE HYPE!

Conversation

Apocalypse: Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself.
Professor X: Argh, you’re the one hitting me!
Apocalypse: No Charles, /you brought this on yourself/.

Conversation

Apocalypse: Alexa, play ominous music.
Amazon Alexa: Shuffling playlist of ominous music.

And suddenly from my perspective things look a…

And suddenly from my perspective things look awful.

Conversation

[There’s chaos everywhere and the X-Men are about to be defeated]
Apocalypse: People of Earth, behold your X-Men! What fruit have they wrought?
Quicksilver: *dancing and singing* ♪Ooh, child, things are gonna get easier. Ooh child, things will get brighter. You listen to these words. Ooh child, things are gonna get easier. Ooh child things’ll get brighter.♪
Quicksilver: Then bring it down hard! ♪Someday-
Apocalypse: What are you doing?
Quicksilver: Dance-off, bro. Me and you.
Quicksilver: *holds out his hand for Ororo* Storm.
Storm: *shakes her head*
Quicksilver: Subtle, taking it back.
Apocalypse: What are you doing?
Quicksilver: I’m distracting you, you big turd blossom!
Magneto: *bursts in and attacks Apocalypse*

marvelheroes:

marvelheroes:

You’re not kids anymore. You’re not students. You’re X-Men.

You think you can just bully people, but you c…

You think you can just bully people, but you can’t.  It’s not okay.  I’m the bully around here.  Ask anyone.

Conversation

Apocalypse: What will it be? Unconditional surrender—
Cyclops: Never!
Apocalypse: or complete destruction?
Jean: NEVER!
Apocalypse: You have five minutes to make up your mind.
Quicksilver: NEVER!!!!!!!!