Author: My X-Men Trash Blog

Regular

incorrectx-menquotes:

Jean: How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?

Wolverine: One.

Jean: That’s it? One drink?

Wolverine: One shelf.

Jean: Do you exercise?

Wolverine: Yes. Lovemaking and woodworking.

Jean: Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?

Wolverine: I have an uncle who does yoga.

Jean: Allergies?

Wolverine: Cowardice and weak-willed men… and hazelnuts.

Jean: Sexual history?

Wolverine: Epic and private.

waffleandcomics:

waffleandcomics:

Danielle

solaarprophet: how self aware kurt Uncanny X-…

solaarprophet:

how self aware kurt

Uncanny X-Men #104 (1963)

the very next issue:

(Uncanny X-Men #105)

Regular

Cyclops Has the Best ‘Idle Player’ Line of Dialogue

The first time this happened, I wasn’t prepared.

(X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse)

scottbummers:Suuuuuuuuuuuure He’s a CLUMSY bad…

scottbummers:

Suuuuuuuuuuuure

He’s a CLUMSY bad bo-
pfttahaha I can’t-

mister-wagner: Kurt has his own specific way o…

mister-wagner:

Kurt has his own specific way of eating popcorn 😀

It’s a defensive tactic! His popcorn isn’t safe at floor-level!

image
image
image

kyraneko: maxximoffed: Nation X #1: Road Trip …

kyraneko:

maxximoffed:

Nation X #1: Road Trip

I love how the Marvel/X-Men universe is structured so that he can legitimately ask “Mom?”

Don’t forget the ending!

image
image

cockrum1970s: seanhowe: “What I had in mind w…

cockrum1970s:

seanhowe:

“What I had in mind was to make her the most powerful woman in comics,
and the most beautiful woman in comics, and I think I’ve succeeded,” Dave Cockrum told the audience at RiverCon ‘75. “If
I can find someone who looks like her, the two tickets to Tierra del
Fuego are right here in my pocket.”

huh!

(Mind your volume!)

(Mind your volume!)

I need to make this my phone alarm sound. I will wake up every day with a smile

Regular

Confession:

I’m legit one of those terrible people who yell at the TV while watching movies at home. Half of my shouting at First Class involved telling Mystique and Azazel to hurry up and bang.

I wasn’t drunk.