Author: Incorrect X-Men Quotes

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Kitty: Remy, you don’t have a bag?
Gambit: I could never deprive the world of the portion of my chest the strap would cover.

Logan has more fights about something that doe…

Logan has more fights about something that doesn’t matter than a YouTube comments section.

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Bobby Drake: I’m just a lost gay trying to navigate through a capitalist society.
Kitty Pryde: We never got any Glee bloopers, huh?
Illyana Rasputin: Sure we did, 121 episodes worth of them.
Kitty Pryde:
Bobby Drake: Shots fucking fired.

Nothing like a good cat meme to get me through…

Nothing like a good cat meme to get me through the day.

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Gambit: I could always rob a bank for you.
Rogue: Rob a bank- why the hell would you want to do that?
Gambit: I was just offering. Jeez.

But we’re doing it together, so the dumbness i…

But we’re doing it together, so the dumbness is watered down between all of us.

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Scarlet Witch: Oh, and Kurt had the kind of profound sadness in his eyes that you normally only see in Eastern European gay porn.
Quicksilver: Please stop describing him.

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Jubilee: I’m 18 years old!
Jubilee: I have a best friend and her name is Laura.
X23: I am Laura, I am 18 years old.
X23: That’s all to know about me.
Wolverine: Get out of my house!
Wolverine: That’s all to know about me.

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[Joining the Brotherhood]
Rogue: Is this a CULT?
Scarlet Witch: No, this is where we have out tea parties.
Scarlet Witch: Of course it’s a fucking cult!
Quicksilver: It’s not actually a cult. She just likes to scare people.
Toad: Put the robe away Wanda.
Scarlet Witch: You guys never let me have any fun.